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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

itswalky:

We have reached peak Megatron/Starscream slash, repeat, we have reached peak Megatron/Starscream slash.

classmatec:

Dear Celine New Arrivals

SK + WAISTCOAT + SHIRT

Source: http://shop10274962.taobao.com/

autobotprime:

This is the most unproductive day of my life. 

fukkkres:

greendarts:

This is worth a minute of your time

a tru american classic

And then the art style changed….

(Source: disneyyandmore)

sneakymedulla:

collab between meeeee and heterochromiaturian ahahahahrfarfarfarfarf
i was wondering what to draw and cherryprettycmo was like “HEY YO YO”
and i was like “okae”
i did the lines, mad did the colors
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 3AM ART YESISISSSSSSSS

sneakymedulla:

collab between meeeee and heterochromiaturian ahahahahrfarfarfarfarf

i was wondering what to draw and cherryprettycmo was like “HEY YO YO”

and i was like “okae”

i did the lines, mad did the colors

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 3AM ART YESISISSSSSSSS

factsinallcaps:

thankyouforyourcooperation:

factsinallcaps:

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

hardcorehousewife:

emmaphorisms:

Females grow pubic hair

Not all labias are symmetrical

Big clitorises are not unnatural

Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal

These secretions have a smell

Some more pungent than others

The female reproductive system is not dirty

The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone

And that’s okay

file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was